Ghetto mods

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THEY DONT STOP
THEY DONT STOP

Anything you dont pay someone $70/hr to install.

Typical features of ghetto mods are:

  • Ziptied
  • Hammered almost straight
  • Only works in the right temperature
  • Can get you arrested
  • Can get you deported
  • Your Dad doesnt approve at all
  • On nF's car
  • Doesnt actually work at all
  • Installed while drinking beer
  • Installed using a terrifying combination of tool substitutes (hammer instead of pliers, hammer instead of welder, hammer instead of damp cloth etc)
  • Cutting plastic such as front bumpers with an assortment of tools (hacksaw, wood saw, tin snips, sandpaper, etc)
  • Using $10 Bunnings hole saw kits that are good for one use only after self destructing in spectacular fashion
  • Plugging various vacuum lines with bottle-caps and pen lids
  • Replacing Blow of Valves with $3.85 pieces of rubber or alumuniun drink cans (preferably Solo, the thirst quencher)

The antithesis of Ghetto Mods usually comes in the form of Dad Power

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